no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Tornado booty call.. dedication
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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