left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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