You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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