i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My breasts were aching with rage.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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