It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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