I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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