There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
