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• (802): View more from Vermont

  OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

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• (714): View more from California

  Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  "Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.

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• (845): View more from New York

  he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's only a little bit crosseyed.

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  I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way

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• (845): View more from New York

  The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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• (619): View more from California

  We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"

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• (914): View more from New York

  She's been drunk for three days now

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  Like three straight days. 72 hours

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  She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.

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• (265): View more from

  I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin

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