White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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