I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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