if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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