I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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