I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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