He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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