talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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