Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I think your dad took our porno
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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