i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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