well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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