Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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