it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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