My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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