that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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