Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
How naked do you want me to be?
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