I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
home. puking in laundry basket.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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