I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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