I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
So apparently I’m into choking now
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