My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Still dying that you shit outside
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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