I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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