I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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