So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My life is pants optional.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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