she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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