sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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