I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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