I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Just took my morning after pill in the library
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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