...so i touched it.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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