Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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