They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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