It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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