He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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