how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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