Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
