Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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