Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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