My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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