My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Randomize
