grandma shit on top of the toilet
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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