THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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