Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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