32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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