Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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