Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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