that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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