Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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