How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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