how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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