I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
