i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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